BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//hacksw/handcal//NONSGML v1.0//EN BEGIN:VEVENT UID:f133d22497adc7154994816bbb437806 DTSTAMP:20260404T041129Z DTSTART:20211008T190000 DTEND:20211009T000000 SUMMARY:Scream Fest Calgary DESCRIPTION:Calgary's Largest Halloween Event!\nCome on down to Stampede Park October 8-9, 15-16, 22-23, 28-31 2021\n7 pm to Midnight\nPlease dress for the weather.\nTickets are $25.00\nYOU WILL SCREAM!!!!\n\nThere are 6 Outdoor Houses to Terrify You!\n\nClown Town\nDid you know 99% of all children are afraid of clowns? Kids are dummies. You’re an adult. Clowns are here to make you smile and laugh and laugh and laugh until you’re defenseless as a kitten. Oh, now Kitten, don’t call out. You know the police respect the charity work clowns do in the community. They’re never going to look in a lovable clown’s basement.\n\nReapers and Grimm\nWhy do they call it a funeral home?\nI don't care how dead I am, this just doesn't feel like home. This is just the place where all my ex's can come and cry about how I was the best thing that ever happened to them.\nNow, I'm no expert, since this is my first time being dead and all, but should this guy be shooting me full of 100,000 volts just before the viewing? My hair was always straight when I was on the other side of the coffin. This is just getting stupid. Or maybe it's me?\nWhere's Igor going with my brain?\n\nBates Motel\nYou’ll probably snicker. Or better... Do the old “Cough! – Loser – Cough!” routine when poor, lonely Norman Bates checks you into his motel.\nThe only thing he has left in this world – aside from his moth-eaten homemade taxidermy collection. You’ll certainly feel a stab of pity for him later when you meet his mother. But save that pity for yourself. The last sight you’ll see is the flickering neon No Vacancy sign… through your only eye not filled with blood.\n\nWhat Lurks in the Dark\nWe all take our eyesight for granted don't we?\nBut when you have to rely on your other senses and all you can hear are anguished screams of the undead and all you can feel are rotting corpses and all you can smell is the stench of roasting souls being tortured in Hell... well after this little experience, you might be a bit more careful about around running with sharp instruments.\nIt's all fun and games until someone loses their mind.\n\nWalking With The Dead\nYou: “Excuse me. Do you know what time it is?”\nMe: “Mmmagh.”\nYou: “Are you okay buddy?”\nMe: “Arrrrglurg.”\nYou: “Stop that! What the hell are you doing?!!”\nMe: “Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!”\nYou: “Ahhhhhh! Please stop! I can’t take it!! I’m begging you!! No more! Ahhhhhh! Kill me! Won’t you just kill me?!”\nMe: “Nom, nom, nom…”\n\nWhat Lies Beneath\nWords are useless. So are screams...\nTaking the subway. Feels good. You're not one of those jerks driving a Hummer up on the road. No. You're virtuous. You've got a ticket to carbon footprint sainthood. So why isn't the train stopping at your stop? Or that one? Or that one? Oh good. It's stopping… OH GOD! IT'S STOPPING!\n\nNeighbors from Hell - Simulator Ride\nLook no further and, trust us, this is no amusement ride. This ride will make you scream…\n$8 Killer Cash Tokens \n(available with the Killer Cash Combo & Speedpass tickets or at the tokens booth in the event)\n\nBury the Hatchet\nAxe throwing at ScreamFest... What's the worst that could happen?\n$8 Killer Cash Tokens \n(available with the Killer Cash Combo & Speedpass tickets or at the tokens booth in the event)\n\nYou will scream!\n\nThe Calgary Exhibition & Stampede is following the REP,\nall SCREAMFEST attendees are now required to provide proof of vaccination.\nScreamfest is age-restricted 13years+\nPlease be prepared to provide supporting documentation upon arrival.\nMasks will also be mandatory at the event.\n\n X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCalgary's Largest Halloween Event!
Come on down to Stampede Park October 8-9, 15-16, 22-23, 28-31 2021
7 pm to Midnight
Please dress for the weather.
Tickets are $25.00
YOU WILL SCREAM!!!!

There are 6 Outdoor Houses to Terrify You!

Clown Town
Did you know 99% of all children are afraid of clowns? Kids are dummies. You’re an adult. Clowns are here to make you smile and laugh and laugh and laugh until you’re defenseless as a kitten. Oh, now Kitten, don’t call out. You know the police respect the charity work clowns do in the community. They’re never going to look in a lovable clown’s basement.

Reapers and Grimm
Why do they call it a funeral home?
I don't care how dead I am, this just doesn't feel like home. This is just the place where all my ex's can come and cry about how I was the best thing that ever happened to them.
Now, I'm no expert, since this is my first time being dead and all, but should this guy be shooting me full of 100,000 volts just before the viewing? My hair was always straight when I was on the other side of the coffin. This is just getting stupid. Or maybe it's me?
Where's Igor going with my brain?

Bates Motel
You’ll probably snicker. Or better... Do the old “Cough! – Loser – Cough!” routine when poor, lonely Norman Bates checks you into his motel.
The only thing he has left in this world – aside from his moth-eaten homemade taxidermy collection. You’ll certainly feel a stab of pity for him later when you meet his mother. But save that pity for yourself. The last sight you’ll see is the flickering neon No Vacancy sign… through your only eye not filled with blood.

What Lurks in the Dark
We all take our eyesight for granted don't we?
But when you have to rely on your other senses and all you can hear are anguished screams of the undead and all you can feel are rotting corpses and all you can smell is the stench of roasting souls being tortured in Hell... well after this little experience, you might be a bit more careful about around running with sharp instruments.
It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind.

Walking With The Dead
You: “Excuse me. Do you know what time it is?”
Me: “Mmmagh.”
You: “Are you okay buddy?”
Me: “Arrrrglurg.”
You: “Stop that! What the hell are you doing?!!”
Me: “Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!”
You: “Ahhhhhh! Please stop! I can’t take it!! I’m begging you!! No more! Ahhhhhh! Kill me! Won’t you just kill me?!”
Me: “Nom, nom, nom…”

What Lies Beneath
Words are useless. So are screams...
Taking the subway. Feels good. You're not one of those jerks driving a Hummer up on the road. No. You're virtuous. You've got a ticket to carbon footprint sainthood. So why isn't the train stopping at your stop? Or that one? Or that one? Oh good. It's stopping… OH GOD! IT'S STOPPING!

Neighbors from Hell - Simulator Ride
Look no further and, trust us, this is no amusement ride. This ride will make you scream…
$8 Killer Cash Tokens
(available with the Killer Cash Combo & Speedpass tickets or at the tokens booth in the event)

Bury the Hatchet
Axe throwing at ScreamFest... What's the worst that could happen?
$8 Killer Cash Tokens
(available with the Killer Cash Combo & Speedpass tickets or at the tokens booth in the event)

You will scream!

The Calgary Exhibition & Stampede is following the REP,
all SCREAMFEST attendees are now required to provide proof of vaccination.
Screamfest is age-restricted 13years+
Please be prepared to provide supporting documentation upon arrival.
Masks will also be mandatory at the event.

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